The Wyvern is Neo-Nazi Goofball Town

Wyvern: This site’s ticker has the term “crypto” front and center. Wyvern: They don’t claim to be a site for legit trading. Wyvern: At least they keep announcing something eerily similar to a trusted…

The Wyvern is Neo-Nazi Goofball Town

Wyvern: This site’s ticker has the term “crypto” front and center.

Wyvern: They don’t claim to be a site for legit trading.

Wyvern: At least they keep announcing something eerily similar to a trusted name with substantive weather info (WSJ and weather ).

Wyvern: Yes, of course. Everybody’s getting ripped off. It’s terrible.

Wyvern: Wait, did you sign up?

Wyvern: The laws of nature allow it.

Wyvern: Who were they?

Wyvern: They’re foreign.

Wyvern: But your site wants to take money from US citizens in order to help foreign citizens build a better government.

Wyvern: Um, sure.

Wyvern: What say you?

Wyvern: Stay out of my house and take your free legal advice elsewhere.

Wyvern: “Ukrainian Open Source Law firm” doesn’t sound much like a law firm. It’s just a glorified bad joke.

Wyvern: Of course. How dare you.

Wyvern: Insignificant.

Wyvern: But you’re not just a con. This is real.

Wyvern: I could sleep in a cave for two weeks and I wouldn’t be dead.

Wyvern: But you’re American.

Wyvern: No, no. But it’s just a name.

Wyvern: Well, it’s true. It’s meant to be. It’s a toy name.

Wyvern: I won’t do that!

Wyvern: Don’t you know how much fun that will be?

Wyvern: I’m sorry. You have two years to name your site.

Wyvern: Which site will you name your toy name?

Wyvern: Its called the Independent Legal Academy.

Wyvern: How did you know that?

Wyvern: It sounds like some college made a wacky joke. You don’t.

Wyvern: Then you should use the site for just a little while.

Wyvern: No. I want to buy more candy.

Wyvern: They’re picking on you. You deserve it. You’re an alien.

Wyvern: Don’t talk!

Wyvern: Please, stop insulting. You sound like a drunk at the bar who says something that will cause everyone to take you seriously.

Wyvern: Remember, I’m just talking nonsense to get people to pay for my site.

Wyvern: You will never pay for it.

Wyvern: Just stop insulting me.

Wyvern: Stop talking about me, too. I have people that care about me. I have security and funding and promise. They do. I don’t.

Wyvern: Who’s your attorney?

Wyvern: My attorney is a bullshit law professor.

Wyvern: My attorney knows what he’s talking about.

Wyvern: You look stupid.

Wyvern: Take him off your account.

Wyvern: Why don’t you take your money and go back to your cave.

Wyvern: I’m very brave. You need to be too.

Wyvern: You’re scared.

Wyvern: You, too.

Wyvern: You have beautiful visions and a beautiful future.

Wyvern: I think I’ll go to Kiev instead.

Wyvern: They have political elections, right?

Wyvern: We had the same problem when they started having them.

Wyvern: Now they have political games.

Wyvern: Didn’t you get a tip?

Wyvern: Did you see who won the elections?

Wyvern: Oh you won’t.

Wyvern: My name is Wyvern and I’m a trickster. If I ask you a question and if you answer, just say “OK.”

Wyvern: Please get off my back and take your insults elsewhere. I’m not one of them.

Wyvern: You’ve lost your marbles.

Wyvern: What, again?

Wyvern: Come on.

Wyvern: Seriously?

Wyvern: I think I’ll go to Ukraine.

Wyvern: I’ve got you, now.

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