Wyvern: This site’s ticker has the term “crypto” front and center.
Wyvern: They don’t claim to be a site for legit trading.
Wyvern: At least they keep announcing something eerily similar to a trusted name with substantive weather info (WSJ and weather ).
Wyvern: Yes, of course. Everybody’s getting ripped off. It’s terrible.
Wyvern: Wait, did you sign up?
Wyvern: The laws of nature allow it.
Wyvern: Who were they?
Wyvern: They’re foreign.
Wyvern: But your site wants to take money from US citizens in order to help foreign citizens build a better government.
Wyvern: Um, sure.
Wyvern: What say you?
Wyvern: Stay out of my house and take your free legal advice elsewhere.
Wyvern: “Ukrainian Open Source Law firm” doesn’t sound much like a law firm. It’s just a glorified bad joke.
Wyvern: Of course. How dare you.
Wyvern: But you’re not just a con. This is real.
Wyvern: I could sleep in a cave for two weeks and I wouldn’t be dead.
Wyvern: But you’re American.
Wyvern: No, no. But it’s just a name.
Wyvern: Well, it’s true. It’s meant to be. It’s a toy name.
Wyvern: I won’t do that!
Wyvern: Don’t you know how much fun that will be?
Wyvern: I’m sorry. You have two years to name your site.
Wyvern: Which site will you name your toy name?
Wyvern: Its called the Independent Legal Academy.
Wyvern: How did you know that?
Wyvern: It sounds like some college made a wacky joke. You don’t.
Wyvern: Then you should use the site for just a little while.
Wyvern: No. I want to buy more candy.
Wyvern: They’re picking on you. You deserve it. You’re an alien.
Wyvern: Don’t talk!
Wyvern: Please, stop insulting. You sound like a drunk at the bar who says something that will cause everyone to take you seriously.
Wyvern: Remember, I’m just talking nonsense to get people to pay for my site.
Wyvern: You will never pay for it.
Wyvern: Just stop insulting me.
Wyvern: Stop talking about me, too. I have people that care about me. I have security and funding and promise. They do. I don’t.
Wyvern: Who’s your attorney?
Wyvern: My attorney is a bullshit law professor.
Wyvern: My attorney knows what he’s talking about.
Wyvern: You look stupid.
Wyvern: Take him off your account.
Wyvern: Why don’t you take your money and go back to your cave.
Wyvern: I’m very brave. You need to be too.
Wyvern: You’re scared.
Wyvern: You, too.
Wyvern: You have beautiful visions and a beautiful future.
Wyvern: I think I’ll go to Kiev instead.
Wyvern: They have political elections, right?
Wyvern: We had the same problem when they started having them.
Wyvern: Now they have political games.
Wyvern: Didn’t you get a tip?
Wyvern: Did you see who won the elections?
Wyvern: Oh you won’t.
Wyvern: My name is Wyvern and I’m a trickster. If I ask you a question and if you answer, just say “OK.”
Wyvern: Please get off my back and take your insults elsewhere. I’m not one of them.
Wyvern: You’ve lost your marbles.
Wyvern: What, again?
Wyvern: Come on.
Wyvern: I think I’ll go to Ukraine.
Wyvern: I’ve got you, now.